Family Secret Keeper Gifts

"...brisket ...recipe. Hide it."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'You know too much!'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

Secret sweetie drawer...

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

'Keep a lid on it!'

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'