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Doping in Skiing

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

The proper way to wear your mask

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Man losing his honesty

Crisis of values

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

Complete Intergrity - "Jeez, look at the tits on that broad!"

'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"Our founders built this company on a certain set of principles. But since they're all dead and nobody wrote anything down, looks like we're screwed."

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

I want you to look at this, Harris, and see if it could give us any trouble.

'What did you put down for the definition of plagiarism?'

Copyright is aways right

"They had to make that it guy the CEO. He won't reveal the Master Password."

Manton Marble and the Scandal of Tilden's Presidency Bid

Bribery

"It's from headquarters. It says 'quit digging'."

The Commonwealth Integrity Commission

'Do you really think that will protect your intellectual properties?'

'We're in trouble when our whistleblower won Employee-of-the-Month.'

'Do you swear to tell the truth even though you'd be crazy not to lie?'

'Of course, we're all a*******.. but that has nothing to do with INTEGRITY!'

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'