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Doping in Skiing

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

Bleh! What's up, little man? I can't figure out how to start my essay on integrity and honesty. Oh yeah. I once wrote one of those. Excellent. Can I use yours? Honestly?

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

The proper way to wear your mask

Man losing his honesty

Crisis of values

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'

Complete Intergrity - "Jeez, look at the tits on that broad!"

'Which end's the shallow end?'

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

"Our founders built this company on a certain set of principles. But since they're all dead and nobody wrote anything down, looks like we're screwed."

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

I want you to look at this, Harris, and see if it could give us any trouble.

'What did you put down for the definition of plagiarism?'

"It's from headquarters. It says 'quit digging'."

The Commonwealth Integrity Commission

"They had to make that it guy the CEO. He won't reveal the Master Password."

Copyright is aways right

Bribery

Manton Marble and the Scandal of Tilden's Presidency Bid

'Do you really think that will protect your intellectual properties?'

'We're in trouble when our whistleblower won Employee-of-the-Month.'

'Of course, we're all a*******.. but that has nothing to do with INTEGRITY!'

'We just can't seem to keep it clean. . .'

'Do you swear to tell the truth even though you'd be crazy not to lie?'

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

You quit your job writing fake customer reviews online? Back to poverty. I couldn't stomach writing things that I didn't believe. I'd rather sit here and freeload coffee and whistle at babes than do some job that entails compromising my core values. I've spent a lifetime living on the fringes of life because I've refused to play the game. No managing up, no lying, no telling people what they want to hear. No suggesting to a women you might marry her if such a promise could lead to certain pleasu