Pen Provocateur T-Shirts

Writer's Block.

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Money is the Root of all Evil.

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

'We need more cake shows!'

The Establishment: Independent Thought

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XXII - The crush room at the opera. - 'Mr. Chawbacon's cart stops the way!'

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

Art that makes you ask questions.

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

'Michelangelo!'

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

"This is my son, Barry. He was headed for Congress, but instead had made his mark as a prominent internet troll."

'Let's tweet that there's civil unrest in Torquay and see if it gets reported on the news.'

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

Pro-life Executioner

"Eddie organizes a Walk-A-Thong."

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

"I know good management is a delicate balance, but who changed our flow chart into an aerial circus act?"

'I heard it was you who parked next to me and put a dent in my car door. Where do you want your vaporized ashes sent?'

"Do you remember when art galleries delighted in being controversial?"

"Helen, I really wish you would respect my creative process."

'Welcome, sir?we've heard wonderful things about your accounting methods!'

"In today's workshop we'll enrage the masses."

"Saying your god is the 'one true god' is as silly as me saying my penis is the 'one true penis.'."

Offensive cartooning

End of Life Counselling

A man contemplates the elaborate exhibition of a picture of a poo.

General's epaulettes used as drink stands at party.