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Writer's Block.

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Money is the Root of all Evil.

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XXII - The crush room at the opera. - 'Mr. Chawbacon's cart stops the way!'

'We need more cake shows!'

The Establishment: Independent Thought

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

Art that makes you ask questions.

'Michelangelo!'

"This is my son, Barry. He was headed for Congress, but instead had made his mark as a prominent internet troll."

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

'Let's tweet that there's civil unrest in Torquay and see if it gets reported on the news.'

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

"Eddie organizes a Walk-A-Thong."

'I heard it was you who parked next to me and put a dent in my car door. Where do you want your vaporized ashes sent?'

"I know good management is a delicate balance, but who changed our flow chart into an aerial circus act?"

"Helen, I really wish you would respect my creative process."

Pro-life Executioner

"Do you remember when art galleries delighted in being controversial?"

'Welcome, sir?we've heard wonderful things about your accounting methods!'

A man contemplates the elaborate exhibition of a picture of a poo.

"Saying your god is the 'one true god' is as silly as me saying my penis is the 'one true penis.'."

'...and this develops their sense of aggression and ability to smash things.'

End of Life Counselling

"In today's workshop we'll enrage the masses."

General's epaulettes used as drink stands at party.