Professional Provocateur T-Shirts

Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion.

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"I'm in advertising. . ."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XXII - The crush room at the opera. - 'Mr. Chawbacon's cart stops the way!'

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

Art that makes you ask questions.

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

'Michelangelo!'

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

"This is my son, Barry. He was headed for Congress, but instead had made his mark as a prominent internet troll."

'Let's tweet that there's civil unrest in Torquay and see if it gets reported on the news.'

"Eddie organizes a Walk-A-Thong."

"I know good management is a delicate balance, but who changed our flow chart into an aerial circus act?"

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

"Relax, dear. I'm sure all lunatic fringe conspiracy theorists occasionally suffer from writer's block."

'Welcome, sir?we've heard wonderful things about your accounting methods!'

'...and this develops their sense of aggression and ability to smash things.'

'If a painting can be forged so that even experts can't tell the difference, why isn't it worth the same as the original?'

"In today's workshop we'll enrage the masses."

"Tech support? Yeah, how do I add a 'Hate Me On Facebook' button to my website?"

A man contemplates the elaborate exhibition of a picture of a poo.

General's epaulettes used as drink stands at party.

Writer's Block.

"MY brother is the real black sheep of the family. He made mom cry and Dad disowned him. He's a politician!"

'50 million what a deal...50 million okay, 51 million...do I hear 55 million?...'

"You monster! I told you to stop posting political opinions on social media!"

"Would I blow smoke?"

'...my next guest has been described as an extrovert..a hell raiser..a man of many suprises...'

Fearless is the son of a personal injury lawyer