Noteworthy Provocateur T-Shirts

'...my next guest has been described as an extrovert..a hell raiser..a man of many suprises...'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Money is the Root of all Evil.

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Cave Painter

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

The Establishment: Independent Thought

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XXII - The crush room at the opera. - 'Mr. Chawbacon's cart stops the way!'

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

Art that makes you ask questions.

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

'Michelangelo!'

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

"This is my son, Barry. He was headed for Congress, but instead had made his mark as a prominent internet troll."

'Let's tweet that there's civil unrest in Torquay and see if it gets reported on the news.'

Pro-life Executioner

"Do you remember when art galleries delighted in being controversial?"

'I heard it was you who parked next to me and put a dent in my car door. Where do you want your vaporized ashes sent?'

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

'Welcome, sir?we've heard wonderful things about your accounting methods!'

Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion.

'If a painting can be forged so that even experts can't tell the difference, why isn't it worth the same as the original?'

A man contemplates the elaborate exhibition of a picture of a poo.

General's epaulettes used as drink stands at party.

Offensive cartooning

"Saying your god is the 'one true god' is as silly as me saying my penis is the 'one true penis.'."

End of Life Counselling

'...and this develops their sense of aggression and ability to smash things.'

Writer's Block.

'50 million what a deal...50 million okay, 51 million...do I hear 55 million?...'