Noteworthy Provocateur Gifts

'...my next guest has been described as an extrovert..a hell raiser..a man of many suprises...'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Money is the Root of all Evil.

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Cave Painter

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XXII - The crush room at the opera. - 'Mr. Chawbacon's cart stops the way!'

The Establishment: Independent Thought

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

Art that makes you ask questions.

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

'Michelangelo!'

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

"This is my son, Barry. He was headed for Congress, but instead had made his mark as a prominent internet troll."

'Let's tweet that there's civil unrest in Torquay and see if it gets reported on the news.'

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

Pro-life Executioner

"Do you remember when art galleries delighted in being controversial?"

'I heard it was you who parked next to me and put a dent in my car door. Where do you want your vaporized ashes sent?'

'Welcome, sir?we've heard wonderful things about your accounting methods!'

General's epaulettes used as drink stands at party.

A man contemplates the elaborate exhibition of a picture of a poo.

End of Life Counselling

Offensive cartooning

'...and this develops their sense of aggression and ability to smash things.'

Hot date tonight, little buddy? I'll say. I met a super-smart, really amazing lady. We're going to hook up tonight. By that I mean we're going to get together and troll all the true believers at the Reptilian Illuminati are controlling everything Facebook group. Sigh ... Well, at least you're going to be in the company of another human being. By get together, I mean we're going to post comments in the same threads.

'If a painting can be forged so that even experts can't tell the difference, why isn't it worth the same as the original?'

"Saying your god is the 'one true god' is as silly as me saying my penis is the 'one true penis.'."

Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion.

Writer's Block.