Plant-based Provoker Gifts

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'

Money is the Root of all Evil.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Peas on Earth.

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Cave Painter

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

The Establishment: Independent Thought

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

Humans rarely use cash anymore. It's all electronic transfers in and out. Computer algorithms target them with ads, telling them what to buy. More and more, computer programs select marriage partners for them. And now we're seeing electronics override human drivers in cars! Only alarmists worry about electronic devices taking over the world and controlling our lives. Sometimes they are just so funny!

Go Veggie...

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

Dear Sadie, I suggest having a steamy, torrid love affair that other people will disappove of. Nothing can make you feel more alive than that. I know. - Kathryn from Ontario

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

"That's very controversial!"

With all the money being spent on TV ads, how is the average voter feeling about the political process?"

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

"Do you remember when art galleries delighted in being controversial?"

Hen throws an egg and the picture turns to daytime.

"OK...is this character insulting?"

Pro-life Executioner

"See? If my web cartoon insults people, the audience will respond! And an angry response is better than no response!"

'Welcome, sir?we've heard wonderful things about your accounting methods!'

'You mean a vegan isn't the same thing as a witch?'

Art Gallery.

"Robert has volunteered to try a bite of brocco flower. If after five minutes he's ok, we go for it."

Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion.

"Yes, it is graffiti, but I find it refreshing!"

General's epaulettes used as drink stands at party.

"How long...well, it started about a year after I became a vegetarian."