Provocation Pursuer Gifts

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Upward Progress

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

She required plenty of personal space.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

Noise Pollution

Money is the Root of all Evil.

The March to the Top

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'Why was I passed over for the C.F.O. position?'

'And along with your promotion you get a key to the executive bedroom.'

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

BNP legality response to court ruling.

'Just a minute Simkins, I have that letter of application for promotion here somewhere...'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

1986 is my year

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

woman works at a desk with a sign on the wall behind her: Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly Hey You.