Proverb Pursuer Gifts

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

She required plenty of personal space.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Noise Pollution

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"Once more, with fury."

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

When I make it, I like to see it.

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

1986 is my year

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

Working from Om