Possessions Pursuer Gifts

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"I see you've security marked your property."

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

"Congratulations on your invention...but you don't have to rub it in."

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

CEO Incentives

The Fledging Author Struggles To Find His Voice. . .

'That's the first, and only dollar earned by Fred.'

'But RG, you can't be a big fish in all the big ponds...you can only be a big fish in your big pond.'

"I know it sounds like a sell out, but I made millions selling cat books and calendars."

'I'm blessed in not having a conscience in making unconscionable profits.'

"I finally acquired enough wealth to buy nearly anything I want but I can't remember what it was I wanted."

"Tell our 'movers and shakers', to lighten up a bit."

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

"I'm saving for when I get a low-paying job doing what I love."

'Making money in the stock market is liking shooting fish in a barrel, except you're in New York and the barrel's in L.A.'

'Fortunately, you have enough money to get the law on your side.'

'He's invented a new cocktail, trouble is he can't get as far as the patent office.'

'Keep looking, nerd, keep looking.'

"Really? Well, my philosophy has always been: You can take it with you."

Money can't buy happiness.

"I was destined to become a martyr…I've always had that fire in my belly."