Press Provoker Gifts

'How was your appraisal'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

What's normal?

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Money is the Root of all Evil.

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

A neutral observer.

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

"What is it you'd like to know about incentives, my son?"

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

"I'm following up on the why did the chicken cross the road question. I'm researching why did the thought cross the mind."

'Please separate trash for recycling.'

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

The Establishment: Independent Thought

Department of ReEducation

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"Why is the invisible hand of the marketplace always in my pocket?"

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

"HELP! - I'm trapped in a dumbed-down medium..!!"

Cuban Press

"People! You must think for yourselves and I'm going to tell you how."

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

"Of course she can."

"See? If my web cartoon insults people, the audience will respond! And an angry response is better than no response!"

"OK...is this character insulting?"

Pro-life Executioner

"I know good management is a delicate balance, but who changed our flow chart into an aerial circus act?"

"Do you remember when art galleries delighted in being controversial?"