Pizza Provoker Gifts

The Rise and Fall of the the Planet of the Geeks.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

State U. He procrastinated and is now trying to do all the work for his middle English literature class in a couple of days. "Canterburied," is he?!

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'We need more cake shows!'

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

Violinist plays stringy cheese

'Well, I just met the girl of my dreams -- you know, the kind you have when you eat anchovy pizza right before bed.'

'How would I make a round pizza if we haven't created the wheel yet?'

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

"Hold it, lady. You're not gonna use me on pizza, are you?"

'You heard right - a large pizza, half pepperoni, half mice.'

"No, I can't just fire you up one of those stone oven pizzas."

Hen throws an egg and the picture turns to daytime.

Tired of searing the roof of his mouth when he ate pizza, Gary swore by his new Pizza Shield.

"I know good management is a delicate balance, but who changed our flow chart into an aerial circus act?"

"Wiles of the Devil or not, someone's gotta pay for these pies."

"It's '60 Minutes.' Did you order a mushroom pizza in July, 1992, and never pick it up?"`

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'

"Deep and crisp and even...just how I like my pizzas!"

'Republican pizza bakers love Obama!'

"MY brother is the real black sheep of the family. He made mom cry and Dad disowned him. He's a politician!"

"Well, Jester... The king laughed at even your cheekiest jokes but covering his pizza with pineapple was way too much!"

"Cheese, pepperoni and double bat wings."

'50 million what a deal...50 million okay, 51 million...do I hear 55 million?...'

"You monster! I told you to stop posting political opinions on social media!"

'How was your appraisal'

Political science.

All Danish Mohammed Cartoons, All the Time!

Welcome to Texas - Last Vegan Pizza for 773 miles.

'Do not answer the door bell until I say so. . . if the pizza guy doesn't deliver our order in 15 minutes, we get our pizza for free.'

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

'Instead of hunting tonight, how about ordering a pizza and eating the delivery man when he comes?'