Pizza Provoker Pillows

The Rise and Fall of the the Planet of the Geeks.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'We need more cake shows!'

Violinist plays stringy cheese

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

'Well, I just met the girl of my dreams -- you know, the kind you have when you eat anchovy pizza right before bed.'

'How would I make a round pizza if we haven't created the wheel yet?'

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

'You heard right - a large pizza, half pepperoni, half mice.'

"I know good management is a delicate balance, but who changed our flow chart into an aerial circus act?"

"No, I can't just fire you up one of those stone oven pizzas."

"Wiles of the Devil or not, someone's gotta pay for these pies."

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'

"Deep and crisp and even...just how I like my pizzas!"

"MY brother is the real black sheep of the family. He made mom cry and Dad disowned him. He's a politician!"

'50 million what a deal...50 million okay, 51 million...do I hear 55 million?...'

"Cheese, pepperoni and double bat wings."

"Well, Jester... The king laughed at even your cheekiest jokes but covering his pizza with pineapple was way too much!"

"You monster! I told you to stop posting political opinions on social media!"

'Republican pizza bakers love Obama!'

'How was your appraisal'

Political science.

Welcome to Texas - Last Vegan Pizza for 773 miles.

'Do not answer the door bell until I say so. . . if the pizza guy doesn't deliver our order in 15 minutes, we get our pizza for free.'

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'