Plant-based Provoker Pillows

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Money is the Root of all Evil.

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Peas on Earth.

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Cave Painter

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

The Establishment: Independent Thought

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Go Veggie...

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

Dear Sadie, I suggest having a steamy, torrid love affair that other people will disappove of. Nothing can make you feel more alive than that. I know. - Kathryn from Ontario

"That's very controversial!"

With all the money being spent on TV ads, how is the average voter feeling about the political process?"

Pro-life Executioner

"OK...is this character insulting?"

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

"See? If my web cartoon insults people, the audience will respond! And an angry response is better than no response!"

"Do you remember when art galleries delighted in being controversial?"

'Welcome, sir?we've heard wonderful things about your accounting methods!'

'You mean a vegan isn't the same thing as a witch?'

Art Gallery.

General's epaulettes used as drink stands at party.

"Yes, it is graffiti, but I find it refreshing!"

Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion.

"Robert has volunteered to try a bite of brocco flower. If after five minutes he's ok, we go for it."

"How long...well, it started about a year after I became a vegetarian."

Offensive cartooning