Discussion Provoker Pillows

"OK...is this character insulting?"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

What's normal?

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Money is the Root of all Evil.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

Mass Shootings Calendar

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

A neutral observer.

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"What is it you'd like to know about incentives, my son?"

The Establishment: Independent Thought

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

'Please separate trash for recycling.'

'Tell me about it, buddy... I completely understand where you're coming from.'

"I'm following up on the why did the chicken cross the road question. I'm researching why did the thought cross the mind."

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

'I'm from a sexual abstinence pro-imperialism advocacy group.'

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

Department of ReEducation

Night of the Living Well-Read