Press Provoker Pillows

'How was your appraisal'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

What's normal?

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Money is the Root of all Evil.

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

A neutral observer.

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

"What is it you'd like to know about incentives, my son?"

The Establishment: Independent Thought

'Please separate trash for recycling.'

"I'm following up on the why did the chicken cross the road question. I'm researching why did the thought cross the mind."

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

Department of ReEducation

"Why is the invisible hand of the marketplace always in my pocket?"

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

Cuban Press

"HELP! - I'm trapped in a dumbed-down medium..!!"

"People! You must think for yourselves and I'm going to tell you how."

"Of course she can."

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

"See? If my web cartoon insults people, the audience will respond! And an angry response is better than no response!"

"OK...is this character insulting?"

"Do you remember when art galleries delighted in being controversial?"

Pro-life Executioner

"I know good management is a delicate balance, but who changed our flow chart into an aerial circus act?"