Pasta Provocateur Pillows

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

Italia tours

I love Cannelloni

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Pasta

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'Do you call this spaghetti'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Doctor's Office. He put me on a pasta diet -- He says I've been off my noodle long enough.

Al Dante

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

Old Phones Lasagne

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

Holy Macaroni,

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

Spaghetti Road

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"Linguini for two?"

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

Mozart eating noodles.

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."