Pasta Provocateur Mugs

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

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'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

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I love Cannelloni

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The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

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"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'Do you call this spaghetti'

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"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

Spaghetti Road

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Holy Macaroni,

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

"Linguini for two?"

'Must be the chef's signature dish.'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

Mozart eating noodles.

"At ease!"

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."