Pizza Pursuer Pillows

Welcome to Texas - Last Vegan Pizza for 773 miles.

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'My hero!'

Sisyphus Pizza

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Remember, don't discuss the case with the jurors.'

'16 years old and I already have a company car!'

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

Radioactive Pizza

I hate when you bring work home.

'Traffic Jam.'

'Well, I just met the girl of my dreams -- you know, the kind you have when you eat anchovy pizza right before bed.'

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

Nativity pizzas

Sorry, buddy, but we can't go that extra mile for customers any more with the price of gas.

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

What's For Dessert

'I'm sorry about the icy sidewalks Mr. Pizza Guy! Let me get my camera, ok? Just wait a minute.'

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

"Apparently he's making demands. Anyone know what they are?"

The Fledging Author Struggles To Find His Voice. . .