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Welcome to Texas - Last Vegan Pizza for 773 miles.

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Sisyphus Pizza

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

'My hero!'

State U. He procrastinated and is now trying to do all the work for his middle English literature class in a couple of days. "Canterburied," is he?!

'Remember, don't discuss the case with the jurors.'

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

'16 years old and I already have a company car!'

Do you realize the light from that star left over a hundred thousand years ago and it only just got here? That's nothing --- Have you ever phoned out for pizza?

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

'Traffic Jam.'

Please use next mountain.

'Well, I just met the girl of my dreams -- you know, the kind you have when you eat anchovy pizza right before bed.'

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

I hate when you bring work home.

Radioactive Pizza

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

Nativity pizzas

"Apparently he's making demands. Anyone know what they are?"

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

'I'm sorry about the icy sidewalks Mr. Pizza Guy! Let me get my camera, ok? Just wait a minute.'

'I've got three jobs and it works great! As a diet consultant, I help people who got fat from too much pizza and as a mechanic, I repair the cars I wrecked on my pizza delivery tours.'

The Fledging Author Struggles To Find His Voice. . .