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'Hey! Stop shoving!'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'A cheeky red?'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Menu Dating

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

I love Cannelloni

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'It's my favorite.'

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Children playing games

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"Shall I let them breathe."

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'