Pizza Goer Gifts

'Hey! Stop shoving!'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'A cheeky red?'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Menu Dating

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'It's my favorite.'

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

I love Cannelloni

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

The Velvet Mesquite

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Restaurant. One thing you can still get for a single dollar is the waiter's opinion of you.

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices