Pizza Devourer Gifts

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Menu Dating

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'It's my favorite.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Children playing games

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Stupid Microwave

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Pizza time.

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"