Pondering Enthusiast Gifts

Cleaner and sculpture

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Pet Cemetery.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Doubt or Certainy

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

"Why are we here?"

I am so late for a hair appointment

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

No Action Comics

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'The shrink said my holiday was hereditary - my family.'

'We seem to be at that point where science leaves off and theology begins.'

'Make up your mind! Are you mulling or musing?'

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I think...therefore I am. I think."

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

'Oh, that is so simplistic. Why must you always see the world in black and white?'

Actually, with bachelors degrees in philosophy, we were lucky to get this job.

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

"Beats me - I've never dealt with a sovereign debt crisis before."

'What were you thinking?'

Parmenides

Cat DNA is decoded.

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

Think Tank.

Man with a big question

"On second thought, could I honestly handle this big of a lifestyle change?"