Pondering Professor Gifts

"I think...therefore I am. I think."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Master's Degrees of the Universe

Doubt or Certainy

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt

Diversity Does Not Include Class

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

"Why are we here?"

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

I am so late for a hair appointment

No Action Comics

'We seem to be at that point where science leaves off and theology begins.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Make up your mind! Are you mulling or musing?'

Content writers.

"I've tried really hard, but I'm sorry - I just can't bring myself to accept 'text' as a past participle."

Actually, with bachelors degrees in philosophy, we were lucky to get this job.

Grading Guidelines.

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

Have you been undressing me with your eyes? It's okay, I'm a doctor

Man with a big question

Think Tank.

Cleaner and sculpture

Professor, I think you'll find the concepts I present in this paper, even in their embryonic stages, hang in the delicate balance between that which is mnemonically incredible and that which is sheer genius! ... Then again, they could have simply been the