Pondering Professor Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the curious, contemplative spirit of a pondering professor? Our collection features witty, brainy designs perfect for the academic thinker who loves a touch of humor with their wisdom. Whether they’re a university professor, a researcher, or simply a lover of knowledge, find something special to match their inquisitive personality. These thoughtful gifts make a clever statement in any study or office, inspiring daily reflection and scholarly charm.

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"I think...therefore I am. I think." mockup

"I think...therefore I am. I think."

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"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?" mockup

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

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"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study." mockup

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

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"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?" mockup

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

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'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.' mockup

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

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'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.' mockup

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

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'At least I don't have his life.' mockup

'At least I don't have his life.'

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"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it." mockup

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

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Master's Degrees of the Universe

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Doubt or Certainy

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'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

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"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...." mockup

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

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"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it." mockup

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

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'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

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'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...' mockup

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

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I am so late for a hair appointment mockup

I am so late for a hair appointment

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'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?' mockup

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

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"Why are we here?"

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No Action Comics

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'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!' mockup

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

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'We seem to be at that point where science leaves off and theology begins.'

'We seem to be at that point where science leaves off and theology begins.' mockup

'We seem to be at that point where science leaves off and theology begins.'

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"I've tried really hard, but I'm sorry - I just can't bring myself to accept 'text' as a past participle."

"I've tried really hard, but I'm sorry - I just can't bring myself to accept 'text' as a past participle." mockup

"I've tried really hard, but I'm sorry - I just can't bring myself to accept 'text' as a past participle."

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'Make up your mind! Are you mulling or musing?'

'Make up your mind! Are you mulling or musing?' mockup

'Make up your mind! Are you mulling or musing?'

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Content writers.

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Grading Guidelines.

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Think Tank.

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Cleaner and sculpture

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Man with a big question

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Professor, I think you'll find the concepts I present in this paper, even in their embryonic stages, hang in the delicate balance between that which is mnemonically incredible and that which is sheer genius! ... Then again, they could have simply been the

Professor, I think you'll find the concepts I present in this paper, even in their embryonic stages, hang in the delicate balance between that which is mnemonically incredible and that which is sheer genius! ... Then again, they could have simply been the

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Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' - mockup

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

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'It's kind of depressing: We've spent three years on this research paper, and probably only ten people in the World will ever read it...'

'It's kind of depressing: We've spent three years on this research paper, and probably only ten people in the World will ever read it...' mockup

'It's kind of depressing: We've spent three years on this research paper, and probably only ten people in the World will ever read it...'

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Pondering Professor Gifts Collection

Pondering Professor Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for pondering professors—bring humor and insight to their morning routine.

Pondering Professor Pillows

Add some scholarly charm to their living space with pillows featuring witty designs for the pondering professor.

Pondering Professor Prints

Decorate their workspace with prints that inspire curiosity and reflection—perfect for the pondering professor’s office or study.

Pondering Professor T-Shirts

Find fun and clever t-shirts that celebrate the inquisitive mind of a pondering professor—ideal for casual days and scholarly events.