Pondering Professional Gifts

Inner Debate Club.

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'At least I don't have his life.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

Doubt or Certainy

Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .

Retirement Issues

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up."

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser."

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

I am so late for a hair appointment

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

"Why are we here?"

No Action Comics

'We seem to be at that point where science leaves off and theology begins.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'