Pondering Professor Mugs

"I think...therefore I am. I think."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Master's Degrees of the Universe

Doubt or Certainy

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

I am so late for a hair appointment

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"Why are we here?"

No Action Comics

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'We seem to be at that point where science leaves off and theology begins.'

"I've tried really hard, but I'm sorry - I just can't bring myself to accept 'text' as a past participle."

'Make up your mind! Are you mulling or musing?'

Content writers.

Grading Guidelines.

Think Tank.

Cleaner and sculpture

Man with a big question

Professor, I think you'll find the concepts I present in this paper, even in their embryonic stages, hang in the delicate balance between that which is mnemonically incredible and that which is sheer genius! ... Then again, they could have simply been the

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

'It's kind of depressing: We've spent three years on this research paper, and probably only ten people in the World will ever read it...'