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Cleaner and sculpture

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Doubt or Certainy

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

"Why are we here?"

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

I am so late for a hair appointment

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

No Action Comics

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'The shrink said my holiday was hereditary - my family.'

'We seem to be at that point where science leaves off and theology begins.'

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

'Oh, that is so simplistic. Why must you always see the world in black and white?'

"I think...therefore I am. I think."

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

'Make up your mind! Are you mulling or musing?'

"Beats me - I've never dealt with a sovereign debt crisis before."

Parmenides

'What were you thinking?'

Think Tank.

Man with a big question

Cat DNA is decoded.

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

Philosophy department office with boxes on desk reading; 'In', 'out' and 'why are we here?'

"On second thought, could I honestly handle this big of a lifestyle change?"