Pondering Expert T-Shirts

'I've been thinking a lot about what you said yesterday - but, I guess I say that about everything everyone says, everyday.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

Doubt or Certainy

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

"Why are we here?"

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Gas Prices

I am so late for a hair appointment

No Action Comics

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'We seem to be at that point where science leaves off and theology begins.'

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

"I think...therefore I am. I think."

"I want my job back."

'Make up your mind! Are you mulling or musing?'

Mountains and Molehills

Man with a big question

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

Think Tank.

Cleaner and sculpture

At first she didn't want to live if it meant being attached to tubes. But before you knew it, they were getting along just fine.

Philosophy department office with boxes on desk reading; 'In', 'out' and 'why are we here?'

Do you have a problem?. . . Continue on as usual.

"On second thought, could I honestly handle this big of a lifestyle change?"

I think therefore...

'Talk about perennial doubt?'