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"I'm a wunderkind slash flop."

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"I'll have dessert first."

'I say we try it.'

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

The End is Near.

Loser's Podium.

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'We could use more moving and shaking from you, Yomp, and less bobbing and weaving.'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

A self-filling prophecy.

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'