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"I tested very high in playing."

'Is this better?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Recess does things to a man."

'Ready Mum?'

"I love your work!"

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Converted Parking Garage

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

Office Park

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Little boys

Turn Down For What.

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

Yo Yo Tricks.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"