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"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Under pressure.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

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'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Little chef.

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Old Phones Lasagne

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"Linguini for two?"

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

Mozart eating noodles.

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

'Must be the chef's signature dish.'

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

Food Pyramid

"At ease!"

Impasta syndrome

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

"God has just spoken to me. He said he's kind of tired of pasta."

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'