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"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Under pressure.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Italia tours

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Little chef.

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Old Phones Lasagne

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

Doctor's Office. He put me on a pasta diet -- He says I've been off my noodle long enough.

'Do you call this spaghetti'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"Linguini for two?"

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

'Must be the chef's signature dish.'

Food Pyramid

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

Mozart eating noodles.

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

"At ease!"

Impasta syndrome

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

"By the way...mom was out of spaghetti noodles, so she used worms!"

'Admit it. I just blew your mind