Pup Prodigy Mugs

'With a little patience you can teach a dog to do anything.'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Impressing dad.

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Little chef.

"Viola player coming through!"

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

Violinist.

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"Well, Timmy's academic results show that he has an exceptional instinct, well above the standard "basic instinct"..."

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

Orchestra

Flautist

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

'This course is a great ego builder.'

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

"Hic! This must be the flusher.."

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

Preschools for Dogs

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'