Not-so-early Bird Mugs

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Future garbage truck driver.

Bird Tweet.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

So Far So Good

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

'Good morning!'

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

"And now here's Jerome with an overview."

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

What late birds do.

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

"Right, first of all, which one of you bright, young things decided it would be a 'cool idea' to have a breakfast meeting?!"

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'