
"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"
Decorate their space with prints that celebrate the 'early bird who isn't really'—quirky, funny art for those with a creative, laid-back vibe.
"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"
Future garbage truck driver.
Bird Tweet.
"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."
Toast: the high energy food
'That morning, nature got to work early...'
So Far So Good
"I hate 2:00 am feedings."
'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'
'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'
"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"
'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'
"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"
"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"
"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."
'He isn't use to getting up this early.'
"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."
"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."
'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'
"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."
"And now here's Jerome with an overview."
"And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too."
"You should have been here at eight o'clock."
"Don't you have a snooze button?"
'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'
'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'
'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'
"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."
"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"
'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'
'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'
Come on sun! I know you can do it!
"Yeah, mom. Ed's up before sunrise to fix the sink. So here I stand at the crack of dawn."
'Would you like to book an early morning call?'
'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'
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