The Reluctant Early Bird T-Shirts

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Future garbage truck driver.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

So Far So Good

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

"And now here's Jerome with an overview."

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

What late birds do.

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

"Right, first of all, which one of you bright, young things decided it would be a 'cool idea' to have a breakfast meeting?!"

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'

"Our Instacart shopper says they're out and to order earlier if we want worms."