Early Bird Skeptic Mugs

"We'd like you to continue coming in for your 6 am checkups until we find out what's making you so tired."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Future garbage truck driver.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

So Far So Good

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"And now here's Jerome with an overview."

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

'All right, all right, I'm getting up.'

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

"Right, first of all, which one of you bright, young things decided it would be a 'cool idea' to have a breakfast meeting?!"

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

What late birds do.

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

The Early Bird

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'