Early Bird Shopper Prints

I'm "The Ghost of Christmas Way-Too-Early." Sale. Walmart.

Future garbage truck driver.

Bird Tweet.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

So Far So Good

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

Last-Minute Gifts

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

The Early Bird

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'

"See, he's gone now! We should have shared this worm instead of arguing over which one of us was the earliest!"