Early Bird Shoppers T-Shirts

"October? Already?"

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Future garbage truck driver.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

Toast: the high energy food

So Far So Good

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

'Why not just serve Thanksgiving dinner in the shoe department next year and be done with it??'

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

What late birds do.

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

Last-Minute Gifts

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

"Right, first of all, which one of you bright, young things decided it would be a 'cool idea' to have a breakfast meeting?!"

The Early Bird

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'