Early Bird Shoppers Gifts

"October? Already?"

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Future garbage truck driver.

Bird Tweet.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

Toast: the high energy food

So Far So Good

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

'Why not just serve Thanksgiving dinner in the shoe department next year and be done with it??'

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

"Right, first of all, which one of you bright, young things decided it would be a 'cool idea' to have a breakfast meeting?!"

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

Last-Minute Gifts

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

The Early Bird

Come on sun! I know you can do it!