Early Bird Revelers Gifts

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Future garbage truck driver.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

So Far So Good

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

"And now here's Jerome with an overview."

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

The Early Bird

New Year's Eve Dinner

"Right, first of all, which one of you bright, young things decided it would be a 'cool idea' to have a breakfast meeting?!"

What late birds do.

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'