Early Bird Revelers T-Shirts

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Future garbage truck driver.

Bird Tweet.

Toast: the high energy food

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

So Far So Good

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

'Which is yours??'

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

"And now here's Jerome with an overview."

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

"Right, first of all, which one of you bright, young things decided it would be a 'cool idea' to have a breakfast meeting?!"

The Early Bird

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

New Year's Eve Dinner

"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

What late birds do.

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'