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"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

The rocket powered skiier

Snowmobull

"Ahh, shade."

Skier flying past mountains

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

Little girl skiing.

Night of the Living Reindeer

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

Man sledging on his stomach.

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

"How much for just the ring?"

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

Live soccer today.

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

Jumping in the deep end.

Ski cannon.

"Why can't we just have a normal Thanksgiving?"

Extreme Carolling

Sell-Buy-Boom-Bust collisions.

'Stock market volatility never fails to jar Norman out of his complacency.'

"Just a little case of writer's block. Give me a little time, here."

"Why do we do this again?"

"Better late than never, eh, Herb?"

'Thousands and thousands of mountains in the world, and we had to pick a VOLCANO to meditate on top of!'

Christmas Day - Early Risers