Holiday Shopaholic T-Shirts

"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Last Chance for Everything.

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

Everything for a buck.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Black Friday

Seasonal shopping.

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"I am in training for the sales."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

'Do I believe?? Listen, I believe in anything that generates $400 billion in annual sales!'

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

inflation at Christmas

'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.'

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

'Everything must go...manners included!'

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

'I think we should put a limit on how much we spend on each other at Christmas, like two hundred and twenty thousand pounds.'

'Why not just serve Thanksgiving dinner in the shoe department next year and be done with it??'

Television and Christmas Sales

Support your local bookstore

"Maybe they should call it 'in the red' Friday."