New Year's Shopping Spree T-Shirts

I'm off to bag some bargains in the January sales... -

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

How would Madam like to pay?

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Black Friday

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

Seasonal shopping.

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"I am in training for the sales."

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"