New Year's Shopping Spree Mugs

I'm off to bag some bargains in the January sales... -

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

How would Madam like to pay?

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

Everything for a buck.

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Black Friday

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

Seasonal shopping.

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"