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Which way to men's wear?

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

How would Madam like to pay?

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'Our giant sale now on!'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'Shove' (at big sale).

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'You must have something in my size?'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."