Holiday Fashion Lover T-Shirts

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."

The Holiday Party Invitation.

A bit pre festive isn't it?

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

This Christmas Let's Hang Together

Tree piercings.

Faux fur coat and no knickers

The Official Talking Christmas Tree in Dress For Excess

"Keep the holiday beard, by all means, but please lose the hat."

"If we go out tonight, will the whole line end up going out with us, too?"

Reindeer Sweater

"Oh, Santa! Not you too?"

'Aside from the fact that you're green with envy, you're not wearing any green.'

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

"I hate the winter. You have to bite through coat collars and scarves and so your mouth is always full of fibres."

'If it brings mom some little seed of joy to feed me, pick up after me and treat me like a helpless baby, then let her!!'

Christmas Outfit

Pursuasion - Cats Shopping in the Snow

'When I said to dress in 'something festive' I meant for you wear the shirt I bought you.'

Snow Business

'What could I say? They are her most Eastery shoes.'

Bling bling merrily on high.

Sleigh bells

'I just think you obvious post holiday high is a little unseemly.'

"Do you smell what I smell?

I'd like some nice trendy clothes that actually fit me. Tell me about it!