Holiday Fashionistas T-Shirts

'No, I do not like your new outfit!'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Canada Goose Jackets

Prosecco

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

Snowman Tattoo

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

Hip hop Santa.

"Maybe this year..."

Oi to the world!

Easter Egg

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"We couldn't find a sitter."

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

Christmas Socks

Pets christmas tree

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

"I want a nice family Christmas photo. Now, go upstairs and put on a tree skirt."

Merry Christmas!

Child dressed as a daffodil.