Holiday Fashionistas Pillows

'No, I do not like your new outfit!'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Canada Goose Jackets

Prosecco

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Christmas sweater alternatives

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Maybe this year..."

Snowman Tattoo

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

Hip hop Santa.

Easter Egg

Oi to the world!

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"We couldn't find a sitter."

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."

Pets christmas tree

Christmas Socks

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

Merry Christmas!

"I want a nice family Christmas photo. Now, go upstairs and put on a tree skirt."

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."